photo by gayle mavor of a book by Susan Musgrave
Amal Alamuddin gets to sleep with George Clooney. Ellen DeGeneres gets to sleep with Portia de Rossi. I get to sleep with Susan Musgrave. Let me explain.
I went to make my bed yesterday which entails merely throwing the duvet cover in place and I found this book. It was upside down. My first reaction when I saw the book there was, Jesus! I’d actually slept on it. I’m sleeping with Susan Musgrave. That made me laugh. And then the very next thought I had was, oh thank God, I can manufacture something out of nothing for tomorrow’s blog post. No offense to Susan Musgrave. I don’t know who she sleeps with, if anyone but clearly it’s not about her.
My third thought was about how much writers, or maybe just writers who have yet to be published in book form, can’t seem to get enough of hearing about the writing process. Even though most writers eventually realize that there isn’t really any other writer or anyone else who can tell them how to write what they’re trying to write.
Only you can do it. Writing is a bit like dieting. There’s no magic bullet. You want to write. Sit down and put pen to paper or fingers to keyboard. But first it helps to have something to say. And that’s the hardest part.
I can’t even explain what it is about reading about another writer’s process that is so appealing. It’s like the self-help genre for writers. And I know I’m not alone in this. If I was, nobody would ever show up to writing workshops, festivals or readings and there wouldn’t be an entire industry built around it.
I think it’s akin to reading horoscopes. It’s not like you actually believe yours but there might be something in there one day that will make all the difference to your day, if not your life.
Fully aware that their process isn’t mine, and that it won’t ever be mine, that doesn’t ever stop me from devouring what published authors and the newest flavour of book that just received acclaim have to say.
I can’t even count how many talks, readings, festivals, workshops, and even a writing program or two I’ve been to. Might it be possible that I just nodded off when one of them provided the Holy Grail of writing advice and if only I hadn’t nodded off, I would have realized that they’d just slipped in the one bit of writing advice that was going to crack everything open and suddenly I’d have some story come to me like I was channelling J.K. Rowling?
No! Not going to happen. Let me rephrase that. It could happen but not because of listening to anyone else.
This is not to say that you shouldn’t educate yourself about writing, and all the elements that go into how to knock the socks off storytelling. That’s different. It’s the difference between research and research that looks as if you’re trying to rewrite, oh, I don’t know, THE BIBLE!
Anyway, I just thought I’d admit that I’m as guilty as you are in devouring every morsel of writing advice and I’m sleeping with Susan Musgrave’s book written in 1994, Musgrave Landing, Musings on the Writing life, and with a photo to prove it.
Guilty as charged!
PS: I enjoyed the book. She’s funny! Oh. I almost forgot. You can join in and Write for 5 with me and one or two others this weekend. What’s it going to take for me to get you in the mood?